Okay, you get one warning here. My brain is like a factory of awesome sauce, and this is where the assembly line dumps all of the lagniappe goodies. I advise the use of both a Hazmat suit and selfie stick. No telling what's going to happen here.

Most importantly, share anything you find interesting or comment with your opinion. I'm a not-so-shallow human being. Tell me how cool I am, so that I can humbly disagree.